RJ45 here highlighting my COMPLETELY 100% SERIOUS LOOK AT THIS SUNDAY’S  WWE Pay-Per-View…the 20th Annual Survivor Series.

Team DX vs. Team RKO

Story: Rated RKO randomly formed because they randomly hated DX all of sudden. First match was had at Taboo Tuesday. Rated RKO won due to evilness. Now, D-Generation X along with the reunited Hardy Boyz Team X-Treme and that other guy face off against Team RKO, Gregory Sugar Shane Hurricane Helms, Johnny Nitro, and some other guy in a traditional Survivor Series match! OOOOOOHHHH….

RJ45’s Pick: Sole Survivor - Randy Orton

Team John Cena vs. Team The Most Dominate Athlete in the History of the WWE Big Show

Story: Cena thinks The Most Dominate Athlete in the History of the WWE Big Show is fat. The Most Dominate Athlete in the History of the WWEBig Show doesn’t appreciate the fat jokes. Meanwhile, MVP is prima donna. He got a big contract. Kane is a big nasty guy who wants to get his hands on MVP by default. He keeps on getting cut short. Other guys don’t like each other for varying reasons.

RJ45’s Pick: The Most Dominate Athlete in the History of the WWE Big Show & Umaga

Chavo Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit

Story: Eddie Guerrero died

RJ45’s Pick: Chavo Guerrero

Batista vs. King Bookaahhh!

The Story: Batista was injured by being a stupid fool Mark Henry. He had to give up the only thing that ever meant to him. He also had to give up the World Championship. During that time frame, the title changed many times, but now is held by Royalty…King BOOKKAAHHH! Many rematches have been held since but Batista gets screwed. Now Batista gets one last chance against King BOOOKKAAHHH!!

RJ45’s Pick: Batista

Lita vs. Mickie James

The Story: Lita is like a whore. Mickie James is like Tigger. They don’t like each other. Lita might be retiring from wrestling after this match…retiring as the woman’s champion. Over the course of the past few weeks, Mickie James has been tied up and blindfolded in various wrestling matches. Unfortunately, that website costs $9.95 a year to get 24/7 access to their webcam.

RJ45’s Pick: Mickie James

Mr. SHEENNNEEEEDDDDYYYY vs. The Undertaker

The Story: Mr. Shennedy has beaten them all. He even beat Undertaker at Taboo Tuesday. Undertaker doesn’t like that.

RJ45’s Pick: Mr. Shennedy

Team Legends vs. Team Discovery Channel

Story: Ric Flair continuously defeated the Spirit Squad over the course of the past few months. Spirit Squad ain’t got no respect for legends. Do the math.

RJ45’s Picks: The Entire Team of Ric Flair, DAMN!, Dusty Rhodes, & Sgt. Slaughter