Ric Flair enters
Ric Flair: WHOOO! Spiirt Squad! WHOOO! Get down here for a match! WHOOO!
Spirit Squad enters
Jim Ross: By gawd! Boomer Sooner! Who will be Flair’s partners? Bar B Q sauce! Maybe the Four Horseman! BY GAWD!
Vince McMahon (Backstage): Quick! Somebody get Steve McMichael on the phone!
DX Enters
HHH: Hey, didn’t we just beat up the Spirit Squad 2 months ago?
HBK:: Didn’t we just do this whole legend respect with Flair crap 2 years ago?
HHH: Touche’ mothafucka….
Melina: MNM accepts the Hardy Boyz Challenge for the ECW Pay-Per View November to Remember December to Dismember!
Paul Heyman throws vase at wall

MICKIE JAMES: A wonderful thing is a Mickie. A Mickie’s a wonderful thing. Their tops are made out of rubber! Their bottoms are made out of spring! They’re bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy! Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! The most wonderful thing. About Mickies is: I’m the only one!
JERRY LAWLER: PUPPIES! W00T! W00T!
VICTORIA wins Random Diva Battle Royal #45241

EUGENE: I’m special!
HACKSNORT: Like HOOOO you are!
EUGENE: ….I’m special!
HACKSNORT: Well, fuck, you got me…
Eugene wins

DUSTY RHODES: Party time! RAWR!
ARN ANDERSON: YEAH!
HBK: I made fondue!
HHH: You fucktard…
DAMN: …. DAMN!

EDGE: We still hate DX!
ORTON: We do?
EDGE: YEAH!
ORTON: Damn, I wanted to hate someone else
EDGE: Fraid not
ORTON: Oookay…What do we do, then?
EDGE: Well…according to the WWE Booking Wheel,  it appears as if I’m due for a conchairto
ORTON: Again?
EDGE: Well… hmmm…well, then…how about TWO Conchairto’s!
ORTON: GENIUS!
Ric Flair gets conchairto’d… TWICE!
JIM ROSS: BY GAWD! BBQ SAUCE! BOOMER SOONER! RIC FLAIR RIC FLAIR! RIC FLAIR HAS BEEN TORN IN HALF!

Chris Masters: Jerry Lawler? This should be a piece of cake
Carlito: Hey! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!
Chris Masters: Carlito! Why are you creating a diversion?!
Jerry Lawler wins
Chris Masters: OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!
Carlito: LOLOLOLOLOLZ2006!!!11

EESSSTTRRRAAADDDA: John Cena…meet…UUUUMMMMMAAAAGGGGAAAA!!!
JOHN CENA: Word Life!
UUUUMMMMMAAAAGGGGAAAA: Grrrrrr!
JOHN CENA: Oh…its so on, brotha!

Backstage
EDGE: Jeff, Rated RKO is going to win!
JEFF: Fraid not!
EDGE: Fraid so!
JEFF: Fraid not!
EDGE: Fraid so!

Match begins
JEFF: Fraid not!
EDGE: Fraid so!
JEFF: Fraid not!
EDGE: Fraid so!
JEFF: Fraid not!
EDGE: Fraid so times infinity!
MATT: FRAID NOT TIMES INFINITY PLUS 1
EDGE: DAMMIT!
ORTON: Well…your mom goes to college!
JEFF: Come again?
EDGE & Orton get DQ’d

credits roll