(Note From RJ: It was kind of a blah show so this one isn’t funny as my previous ones. Or maybe it is and I’m just too hard on myself) 

ESTTRRRRAAADAA: Hey Cena! Call off the match!
Cena: Uhh…no.
::Cena wins::
Johnny Nitro: Feel the wrath of my wickedly gay kick!
Cena: OUCH! ::cries::

Rory: Ooh…a match!
Robbie: I’M ROBBIE!
::World’s Greatest Tag Team wins::

Triple H: Listen to my old music!
Audience: Hey! Why didn’t he spit the water?
Edge: Singles matches are boring
Triple H: I agree
Randy Orton: Me too
Ric Flair: Me four
Kenny: Me five
Coachman: Me six… hey…six…that’s sound like an idea…Six Man Tag!

Edge: Well, Matt Hardy got pinned last week…who’s going to get pinned this week?
Triple H: Not me, I’ll soon be writing your paychecks!
Shawn Michaels: Not me, I am the best friend of the guy who will soon be writing your paychecks
Ric Flair: Not me, I’m a legend!
Randy Orton: Not me, I’m the legend killer!
Edge: Not me, or I will steal your wife, Triple H
Triple H: Nah uh…
Edge: Yeah huh! Look at Matt Hardy!
Triple H: Touche’ mothafucka
Edge: So, who does that leave?
Kenny: AWW, CRAP!
::DX & Ric Flair win!:

Torrie: I’m afraid Carlito. Victoria is crazy!
Carlito: oh, u hawt. u be fine!
Torrie: So, despite the fact that I’ve barely had any professional training in the ring, the checklist has me on it, and Victoria is a complete psychopath…defying ALL logic…I will be fine against Victoria?
Carlito: yeah, babe
Torrie: Oh, okay!

Victoria: …
Torrie: …
::Victoria wins::

Umaga: Grrr!
Jeff Hardy: Hey, whut up?
::Umaga wins::

John Cena: Nitro! You hurt my feelings earlier today! AND NOW! You will feel the wrath of my pain!
Johnny Nitro: Hey, bro! I’m the least of your concerns. Do you know who you should most be concerned about?
John Cena: Umaga?
Johnny Nitro: No…
John Cena: Finlay & Booker T this Sunday?
Johnny Nitro: NO!
John Cena: You?
Johnny Nitro: I just said not me!
John Cena: Then who?
Johnny Nitro: K-Fed!
John Cena: HA!
::John Cena wins::