Last night, WWE hosted WWE No Way Out 2007.

Lets measure it up to my predictions , and we will see how crappy I did! 

1. MVP & MNM vs. The Hardy Boyz & Chris Benoit

My Predicted Winners: MVP & MNM

The Actual Winners: The Hardyz & Benoit

RJ45’s Perspective: Oh, come on! You want to talk about a feud where someone gets completely buried?! Talk about the MNM/Hardyz feud. One loss at December to Dismember, and another one at Armageddon (although Hardyz didn’t win either). Not to mention Hardy pinning Johnny Nitro numerous times on Raw and at New Years Revolution. They lose again at Royal Rumble, and now just annihilated here at No Way Out. I’m waiting for MNM to get SOMETHING here. SOMETHING!

I hope they have the ladder rematch at Wrestlemania, I really do.

2. Cruiserweight Open

My Predicted Winner: Gregory Helms

The Actual Winner: Chavo Guerrero

RJ45’s Perspective: Okay, that was sudden and unexpected. For a guy who was built as non-stoppable, him losing to Chavo in a match that was announced the day of the card is very disappointing. So much more could have happened with that, but now Chavo goes into Mania probably facing Mysterio.

2. Finlay & Little Bastard vs. The Boogeyman & Lil’ Boogeyman

My Predicted Winners: Finlay/Bastard

The Actual Winners: Finlay/Bastard

RJ45’s Perspective: This was stupid. But, as per usual, my predicted winners won. Hopefully this will be it for them. Oh yeah, and as a correction to my predictions, Bundy’s team at WM3 did end up losing by DQ. Whoops! Thanks for the correction, guys.

3. King Booker (w/ Queen Sharmell) vs. Kane

My Predicted Winner: Kane

The Actual Winner: Kane

RJ45’s Perspective: I really have no perspective for this pointless pointless feud and pointless pointless match.

4. Paul London & Brian Kendrick vs. Deuce ‘n Domino (w/ Cherry) - WWE Tag Team Titles

My Predicted Winners: London/Kendrick

The Actual Winners: London/Kendrick

RJ45’s Perspective: You know, I am willing to call it right here…London/Kendrick have the potential to be our generation’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Express. That’s a compliment. They are a great team. I’m glad they kept the titles here in a smart move. Now where is our ladder rematch?

5. Bobby Lashley vs. Mr. Kennedy - ECW Title

My Predicted Winner: Bobby Lashley

The Actual Winner: Kennedy by DQ

RJ45’s Perspective: Well, this was nice. I am not sure nor can I predict where the hell the ECW Title goes from here.

6. Diva Talent Show

The diva talent show, I am not going to count against my predictions mostly because I don’t take it seriously. However, just to recap, Extreme Expose have no chemistry, again. Jillian still can’t sing, but we love her anyway. Ariel, Candice, & Maria started brawling with Extreme Expose and Jillian. Ashley came out and removed her top to reveal Playboy bunny pasties…AND WON. Does anyone else find it slightly disturbing that Ashely basically won because she has boobs? What other talent did she show off? Her amazing nipple pasty skills?

7. John Cena & Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker & Batista

My Predicted Winners: No Contest

The Actual Winners: Cena & Michaels

RJ45’s Perspective: This was just a fun match and a stop before Wrestlemania. Batista turned heel here, and thus probably sealing his fate when he gets killed by Undertaker. That is one result I am looking forward to as Batista basically sucks anymore.

RJ45’s Final Score: 3 for 6

RJ’s Final Predicted Wrestlemania 23 Card as of 01/29/07

World Title Match
Batista vs. The Undertaker

WWE Title Match
John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels

ECW Title Cage Match
Lashley vs. Mr. Kennedy

Billionaires Hair vs. Hair Match
Umaga (Vince) vs. Mick Foley (Trump)

Money in the Bank III
Edge vs. Randy Orton vs. CM Punk vs. Super Crazy vs. Chris Benoit vs. MVP

Ladder Match - WWE Tag Titles
Regal/Taylor vs. The Hardyz vs. MNM vs. Kendrick/London

ECW Old vs. New
RVD, Sabu, & The Sandman vs. Matt Striker, Marcus Cor Von & Elijah Burke

Woman’s Title
Mickie James vs. Melina vs. Victoria

Ric Flair vs. Carlito vs. Kenny Dykstra vs. Chris Masters

Cruiserweight Title
Chavo Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

World Tag Titles
World’s Greatest Tag Team vs. Cryme Tyme

King Booker & Finlay vs. Kane & The Boogeyman

Dark Match - The Battle Royal That Will Be Exclusive for the DVD

I don’t know anymore. The preliminary card has been flip flopped so many times, and the feuds keep on changing every week, it is just too hard to predict anymore. The ECW brand has really fucked the balance over. At this point, Tag Matches, Battle Royals, and Fatal Four-Ways are going to be this Wrestlemania’s best friend.