Shane-o-Mac: I’m a dancing fool! Lashley is bad. Shriveled Monkey Penis lost. I hate that. Watch this clip…
::Santino Marella is awesome::
Shane-o-Mac: One you audience members will face the biggest man of them all. ME! Who will it be?
Audience: ME!!!!:
Shane-o-Mac: How about that famous guy
Audience: WE HATE THAT FAMOUS GUY!
Shane-o-Mac: Well, I picked this guy… Presenting… Edge Before Roids!
Edge Before Roids: I’m on Raw!

Edge Before Roids: Hi mom!
Shane-o-Mac: I make the Van Terminator look like sex, its so good!
Edge Before Roids: OUCH!
Shane-o-Mac: By the way, I forgot, this is a 2 on 1 handicap match. Here’s Shriveled Monkey Penis!
Shriveled Monkey Penis: Grrr…
Shane-o-Mac: I forgot
Edge Before Roids: Damn you coming down with Alzheimer’s or something?
Shane-o-Mac: Vincent Humphrey Bogart McMahon!
Vinnie: RRRAAARRR!
::Edge Before Roids loses… DUH!::
Vinnie: Lashley… my name is Ingio Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!

JR: By gawd! Boomer sooner! BBQ Sauce! Watch this video package with really sad sappy music
Video Package With Really Sad Sappy Music: This was Wrestlemania 23.

Matt Hardy: I was stuffed in your pocket for the last 100 days… this song is over 9 years old!
Trevor Murdoch: I’M CONSTIPATED!
::Trevor Murdoch wins::

Triple H: TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES… Bioyatch!

Melina: So I hear I have six days left when it comes to me holding this title belt. If I am going to do go down, I am taking everyone with me… while I do my best wardrobe impersonation of Max Moon!
Maria: Leik… oh no!.Wait… like… who is Max Moon?

Melina:
Maria: AHHHHH!!! ::passes out::
::Melina wins::

Great Khali: KJsdkfjsdk! skfjsdk! ksjk!
Carlito: Awww, fuck me…
::Great Khali wins::
Ric Flair: What’s wrong buddy?
Carlito: I wanna turn heel!

Mick Foley: You made Make-a-Wish Kid’s dream come true
Edge: I like coffee!

John Cena: I respect you
HBK: I don’t.

John Cena: Headlock!
HBK: Headlock!
John Cena: Headlock!
HBK: Headlock!
John Cena: Headlock!
HBK: Headlock!
John Cena: Headlock!
HBK: Headlock!
John Cena: Headlock!
HBK: Headlock!
John Cena: Headlock!
HBK: Headlock!
John Cena: Okay… 20 minutes of rest holds should’ve put everyone n a nice coma. Now lets have a good match.
HBK: Sounds good!
John Cena: FU!
HBK: Kickout!
John Cena: Elbow drop!
HBK: Top rope Power Bomb!
John Cena: FUCK THAT HURT!
HBK: Table is broken!
John Cena: STFU!
HBK: ROPE!
John Cena: FU!
HBK: NO! Sweet Chin Music!
John Cena: You’re not the only fool who can use a god damn rope!
HBK: Lets try that again!
::HBK wins::

• Not a bad week. Pretty much got what you expect from an international RAW. HBK/Cena started off as exciting as watching Golf… but got good in the end.
• Why did they advertise Edge/Orton?
• Wow… not much in the way of stuff happening. It was definitely cruise control for RAW this week.
• That’s about it! Woo hoo!

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