Papa Roach: Wahoo ooo! I just wanna be loooved.
JR: By gawd! Boomer sooner! Slobberknockers! I have a fucking voice this week!

Shane-o-Mac: Lashley! You made daddy bald!
Bobby Lashley: Lets fight. Title vs. Hair
Shane-o-Mac: I DON’T ACCEPT!
Bobby Lashley: You have no balls.
Shane-o-Mac: I ACCEPT! Read the rest of this entry »

HBK: I can’t believe I lost
John Cena: I can’t believe you lost
HBK: Lets fight
John Cena: Sounds good
Coach: SOUNDS BAD!
HBK: Well, what do you suggest?
Coach: You defend your championship
HBK: What championship
Coach: Your tag team titles
HBK: I’m not the tag team champion
John Cena: Actually… we are…you’re even holding the belt right now.
HBK: Oh… well what do you know
Coach: So, you face 10 other teams in Tag Team Battle Royal
John Cena: The fuck? Read the rest of this entry »

BY POPULAR REQUEST…

Vince McMahon (From 20 Years Ago): Miss Aretha Franklin
Aretha Franklin: I stills gots it!

JR: By gawd! Slobbernocker! Money in the Bank is Opening the Show!
ALL 8 GUYS: Oooo…shiinnyy…
Randy Orton: What is that up there?
Fit Finlay: Quick, everyone keep beating the crap out of Orton!
Randy Orton: But what is i…. ::Randy Orton gets destroyed from here on out::
Matt Hardy: Edge… you took my girlfriend of four years
Edge: Oh yeah… well… you stole my stamp collection!
Randy Orton: Hey guys! What is that thing up there?
Edge: Who told you could talk ::Edge takes out everyone::
Matt Hardy: Edge, you should just drop dead!
Jeff Hardy: What a splendid idea!
::Edge gets damn near killed as they set Edge on a ladder in … fuck it, just YouTube it::
Randy Orton: Alright! Okay… now what is that thing up there?
Finlay: I love to fight! ::Gets RKO’d::
Randy Orton: Dammit! I can’t see it! What is that contraption up there?!
Kennedy: MIIISSSTTTERRR!!! ::Gets RKO’d::
Randy Orton: Hey! What do you know?! Its the ceiling! Phew… mystery solved
CM Punk: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
King Booker: Why, its humourous elementary. Good day… SUCKA!
Matt Hardy: Hey look Booker! I got your woman
King Booker: Listen sunshine, I shalt not put up with such shenanigans. FOO!
Kennedy: Miiiissssttterrrr Keennn
Little Bastard: Dammit! I think I am going to need a stepladder once I get up there!
Kennedy: Hey little midget… TIME TO DIE!
::Little Bastard pretty much gets killed off of the ladder::
Kennedy: Okay… it is now time to say… MMIIIIISSSSTTEER KENNNEEEEDY! KENNEDY! MMOOONNNEEEY IN THE BAAANK! BANK!
::Kennedy wins::

Great Khali: Hskjsojksjw didkfjdd I Gekjket Okksjfsn Wrsfessdftlesfmsfdansijija?
Kane: I don’t fucking know… but meet your fate… RUUSSSTTYY HOOOOK!
Great Khali: Njskdfjoo!
::Great Khali wins:: Read the rest of this entry »