Kendrick/London: We are on the A show!
World’s Greatest Tag Team:: Don’t get too excited. We’re jobbers now.
::Kendrick/London win::

Carlito: Vince is dead. Flair is gone. Torrie is gone. I am Carlito!
The Sandman: I am The Sandman! Exit light! Enter night! Take my cane up your ass! I drink beer off to never ever land!
Carlito: Homie don’t play that!

Cryme Tyme: Vince McMahon was great…. FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Daivari: Hello Raw! My name is Daivari! I am an EVIL MUSLIM!
Jeff Hardy: I still hump the air… so I win.
Daivari: But it is my first match on Raw!
Jeff Hardy: Yeah and…
::Jeff Hardy wins::
Lance Cade: BOY… let me explain my actions
Trevor Murdoch: I’M STILL CONSTIPATED!
Jeff Hardy: YOINK! ::Hardy beats up the rednecks::

Coach: FBI is investigating the death. Who do they think are?!
Iron Sheik: Isdjkj ajdfjm thkjhjjkhe Iroksjkn Shiesdjkhk!
Ron Simmons: DAMN!

Todd Grisham: Here I am with the limo driver! Limo Driver, what do you have to say?
Limo Driver: Somebody get me a new toupee!

Last Week: … … … … BOOM!

Mick Foley: How do I wrestle again? I hope I have a good opponent as I am a bit rusty…
Umaga: Grrrr…
Mick Foley: Well, there went that brilliant idea. Time to take this guy to school!
Referee: I refuse to start this match because I don’t wanna!
Umaga: My ass! Your face! The steps! GRRR!!!
Mick Foley: Well, that sucked…

Limo: Oooohhh…

Doctor: Foley, can you see me?
Foley: … …
FBI Dude: Excuse me Mick
Doctor: I don’t think so! PWN3D!

Kennedy: MMMIIIIISSSSSTTTTTEEERRRRRR KEENNNNEEEEDDDDYYY!!! … KENNEDY! You people ain’t got no respect for me! Vince was a genius!

Limo: Oooohhh…

… In Memory of Sensational Sherri …

Melina: I love being the Woman’s Champion!
Jillian Hall: I love singing!
Mickie James: I love bouncing!
Candice Michelle: I love wrestling…  Okay, time for the big “opening the jacket” dealy… shit! What kind of an outfit is this?!
Mickie James: Yeah, that’s pretty bad…
::Melina & Jillian win::

JR: BY GAWD! BOOMER SOONER! BBQ SAUCE! SEE VINCE’S DESTROYED LIMO!
Last Week: … … … … BOOM!
Destroyed Limo: Oooohhh…

Limo: Oooohhh…

Randy Orton: HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY!
King Booker: Thou shalt say a lot!
Bobby Lashley: I did not kill Vince McMahon! Just because I am black doesn’t mean I killed him!
John Cena: Yeah, and I didn’t kill him just because I am black, either!
Bobby Lashley: … boy, I really should kick your ass…
Randy Orton: No! I should kick my ass!
Bobby Lashley: I wasn’t talking to… dude… did Bob drop you on your head when you were little or something?
King Booker: Very observant, Lashley… your humour. It amuses King Booka! Perhaps I shalt invite you to a hearty dinner at my castle!
Bobby Lashley: Somebody kill me!
Randy Orton: WHY DON’T WE GET MICK FOLEY TO KILL YOU LIKE HE KILLED VINCE LOMBARDI!
::Randy Orton & King Booker win::

Limo: Oooohhh… TA DA! Stephanie McMahon!
Stephanie McMahon: My voice is feeling screechy tonight…

Snitsky: I am still not sure why I am having these stupid vignettes…

Vengeance: Wait a minute… I am going on this Sunday? WHAT?!

Stephanie McMahon: I can’t act!

• They are doing a pretty good job of pushing this. Really though, don’t you find it ironic that even though Vince isn’t even on the show the whole show seems EVEN MORE just about him. Sheesh!
   
• I like the whole Foley taking Umaga to school there. Good stuff right up until Umaga’s botched butt to face through steel steps spot.
   
• Great… not another three hour Raw. I guess we are going to find out whodunit… ALREADY? They could have easily taken this to Summerslam where Vince McMahon finally appears bandaged up and delirious. Then proceeds to screw whoever out of something…
   
• Seriously… what is the deal with Candice’s Andre the Giant with a bikini top dealy going on there? Candice is hot and all, but man that outfit was a serious fashion blunder.
   
• The WWE Title scene thankfully got a swift kick in the ass with this draft. w00t!
   
• Oh great… not another 3 hour Raw? DAMN!
   
• Wait a minute… THERE IS A PAY-PER VIEW THIS SUNDAY?!

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