Cena: I go to Summerslam now to face Randy Orton.
Carlito: Welcome to the Cabana!
Cena: I don’t remember signing up for a cruise…
Kennedy: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! … enough…
Cena: Well, if you have a problem with me, challenge Lashley!
Kennedy: THAT MAKES SENSE!
Cena: Carlito, you’re mine!
Carlito: Uhh… in the ring or on the cruise?
Cena: Ring!
Carlito: Yeah… that’s what… I… meant… too… Read the rest of this entry »

King Booker: Jerry Lawler, bow down to me.
Jerry Lawler: Hell no. Get out of my sight!
King Booker: Okay… Read the rest of this entry »

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:: Triple H’s music plays::
Crowd: OMGWTFBBQPIZZA! HHH! LOL!
King Booker: No, its me. Yer see, I just fooled ALL of yer. After all, right, Triple ‘ calls ‘imself the Kin’ of Kings. I strip ‘im of the title Kin’ of Kings because yer see, I’m a kin’.
Crowd: We get it!
King Booker: Now, right, to yer, right, Jerry the Kin’ Lorler. Yer see, right, yor name ‘as kin’ in it, right, and I don’t like it. Deny fy favver and remove fy name!
Jerry the King Lawler: Uhh… sure. That makes signing paychecks easier.
King Booker: Now kiss me peni…err… rin’! Struth!
Jerry the King Lawler: Uhh… no. Why don’t you go kiss Sharmell’s peni… err… ring!
King Booker: Yer dare defy ter me, then? Kin’ Booker?! Oi!
Jerry the King Lawler: Uhh… yeah
King Booker: Oh, right, okay. Thanks any road! Right! Read the rest of this entry »