Cena: I go to Summerslam now to face Randy Orton.
Carlito: Welcome to the Cabana!
Cena: I don’t remember signing up for a cruise…
Kennedy: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! … enough…
Cena: Well, if you have a problem with me, challenge Lashley!
Kennedy: THAT MAKES SENSE!
Cena: Carlito, you’re mine!
Carlito: Uhh… in the ring or on the cruise?
Cena: Ring!
Carlito: Yeah… that’s what… I… meant… too…

Beth Phoenix: I have no gimmick!
Melina: AHHHH!!!!
Jillian Hall: I AM THE F TO THE E R G I E!
Maria: Leik, oh my gosh!
Mickie James: That bitch is KERAZY!
Candice Michelle: I have a wicked trenchcoat
Melina: Hey girls, lets cheat to win! AHHH!!!
Beth Phoenix: Sounds good…
Jillian Hall: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
:: Phoenix, Hall, & Melina wins ::

Santino: The referees here are stupid.
Referee Jack Doan: Your stupid!
Santino: How?
Umaga: Grr….
Referee Jack Doan: RING THE BELL!
Santino: Wait a minute, I don’t recall…
Umaga: Double Grrr!
:: Umaga wins ::
Referee Jack Doan: Don’t mess with The Jack or YOU’RE GOING TO GET BURNED!

Cody Rhodes: I want Orton tonight!
Coach: I don’t think so! In fact, for saying that, your job is on the line tonight as you will take on one of the WWE’s wor… BEST!

The Grish: Orton… you have Cena at Summerslam!
Randy Orton: Yes… yes I do, Grish.
Sgt Slaugher: MAGGOT! SLIME! Uhh… MAGGOT!
Randy Orton: Hey, why don’t you go back to your little robot friends like Optimus Prime!
The Grish: Uhh… I think you have the wrong 80s car…
Randy Orton: Sarge! You may think that just because you are an alien and can transform into a car doesn’t mean you can come in on my turn, SARGE!
The Grish: Uhh… he’s a real American hero…Snake Eyes… is any of this ringing a bell?
Randy Orton: GO PICK A FIGHT WITH MEGATRON!
Sgt Slaughter: Uhh… MAGGOT!

Daivari: Daivari has arrived to SmackDown…err.. ECW… err… RAW.
Cody Rhodes: Daivari? OH NOES! What am I going to do against one of WWE’s best?!
:: Cody Rhodes wins ::

Kennedy: I am MISSSSTTTERRR KENNNEEEEDDDDYYY! … Ke…
Lashley: PSYCHE!
Kennedy: NOBODY INTERRUPTS MY MIC TIME! Nobody!
Lashley: Oh yeah! What are you going to do about it?
:: Kennedy wins ::
Kennedy: As I was saying… I am MIISSSTTTERRR KKENNNEEEDDYYYY! …Kennedy … BIOTCH!

Snitsky: My name is Snitsky… I like pain.

King Booker: Jerome must die!
Triple H: I can be rebuilt. They have the technology. Faster. Stronger. All of that other crap.
Jerry Lawler: Hey Booker! Your queen has PUPPIES!
King Booker: Thou Shalt Not Steal!
:: Jerry Lawler wins by DQ ::

Cryme Tyme: WE’RE BACK! Fo shizzle!
Jobber #1: Wait, how did I get here?
Jobber #2: Last thing I remember was being in the mall, and then I woke up here.
:: Cryme Tyme wins! ::
Cryme Tyme: Lets burn some minutes by trying to sell the crowd Jobber #2’s boots!

Crowd: SOLD!

Randy Orton: Tonight! We shall dine in hell! THIS IS THE MAGNA CARTA!
Sgt Slaughter: MAGGOT!
Randy Orton: Go back to your sewer and worship your little rat, you so called Ninja! Right now, you’re messing with The Shredder!
The Grish: :: sponteanously combusts ::
:: Randy Orton wins ::

Cena: Time to teach Carly Colon a lesson!
Carlito: Not if I can help it!
Randy Orton: Hey Cena! Lets play sherades! Guess who I am?
Cena: WHAT THE FUCK?!
:: Carlito wins ::

::credits roll::

- Solid show, overall! Aside from the Cryme Tyme thing running too long, I like it!

- I think I have too much fun with Randy Orton in these recaps.

- Is it just me or did Sgt. Slaugher actually age 5 years since the last time we saw him?

- Where the hell was everybody?!

- RAW’s Snitsky thing isn’t working. SmackDown’s Khali thing is *barely* working. Believe it or not, ECW’s Big Daddy V IS working.

- Kennedy is basically my favorite wrestler at the moment. He has a lot of potential of being WWE’s next big thing.

- Summerslam should shape up to be at least a solid card, if nothing else. Thankfully, the Jackass thing was canned. EVERYBODY CHEER!

Till next time!

Love,

RJ45