Hey, I am going to give this a shot every once in awhile, let me know what you think!

Last Week: Kurt Angle faces a hell of a lot of people!

Stupid Interviewer: Kurt, the odds are stacked against you. What do you think?
Kurt Angle: I think I have all of the belts!
Karen Angle: Kurt, I don’t want to do this!
Kurt Angle: You be my bitch!

Robert Roode: Cut the music. What I’d like to do is take my robe off and show you what a real ma…
Miss Brooks: Ugh… not again.
Kaz: I’m free as a barn swallow!
Gail Kim: GODZILLA!
:: Kaz & Gail Kim win ::
Robert Roode: BITCH! I OWNS YOU!
Kaz: Psyche!
Robert Roode: OMGWTFBBQ?!
Kaz: Time to show you how to treat a real lady. Miss Brooks, do you have any lube?
Miss Brooks: …

Christian: I’m dying…
AJ Styles: No… don’t die on me buddy
Tomko: STFU

James Storm: Rhino drinks

Kurt Angle: Jim Cornette, this is unfair!
Jim Cornette: Well, Kurt Angle, that’s too bad
Karen Angle: Kurt Angle, try to stop me from contacting Jim Cornette
Kurt Angle: Okay, Karen Angle, I will stop you!
Jim Cornette: Karen Angle, Kurt Angle… STOP IT!

Ron Killings: The truth tonight is that I LIKE CHEESE
Eric Young: Sorry, I just got done visiting my cousin, Eugene Dinsmore…
:: Ron Killings wins ::
Ron Killings: Now here is the guy who legally can’t wrestle, Pac-Man!
Pac-Man: Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp…. beeeerrroooonnnggg! POOF!

Team 3-D: We sorry!

AJ Styles: Wow, we are in front of Samoa Joe’s lockeroom
Tomko: No shit!
AJ Styles: Hey! Christian wanted us to take out Joe! This is the great opportunity
Tomko: No fucking shit, dumbass!
Samoa Joe: You do realize I have a TV monitor in here!
AJ Styles: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Christian: Its a miracle! I am alive!
Don West: BY GAWD! BOOMER SOONER! JIM ROSS KNOCK OFF! Christian is a liar! SLOBBERKNOCKER!

Karen Angle: Wah! I’m such a wimp! Wah!
Kurt Angle: I hate you and wish you would choke on a chicken sandwich tonight.

Scott Steiner: ARGH! ROID RAGE! RRRRR!
Rick Steiner: Woof! Woof! Woof!
Kurt Angle: I have Olympic Gold Medals
Karen Angle: I have too much TV Time.
Scott Steiner: SHUT UP! I’M ANGRY! LIABLE TO SNAP! RRRRR!!!
Rick Steiner: Woof! Woof! Woof!
Kurt Angle: Oh, for the love of god…
Team 3-D: WE LIE! WE NOT SORRY!
:: Kurt Angle wins ::
Team 3-D: It is TABLE TIME FOR THE STEINER BROTHERS!
Scott Steiner: THIS IS GOING TO MAKE ME ANGRY!
Rick Steiner: Woof! Woof! RARK!… Argh! Argh! Argh!

Music Video: A bunch of stuff happened

::credits roll::

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Any feedback is appreciated. This one, I wouldn’t be able to every week because I don’t watch TNA every week because I:

 

A. Forget its on
B. Have prior commitments
C. Wanna do something else.

Is there a next time?

RJ45