WWE: We are in Jolly Ole’ England!

Last Week: Skinner came back to seek vengeance on Randy Orton.

Randy Orton: Hey!
William Regal: HEY!
Randy Orton: I want my three potential opponents to fight each other TONIGHT in Jolly Ole’ England!
William Regal: I will think about it.

William Regal: It is great to be home!
Home: RIGHT IN JOLLY OLE’ ENGLAND!
William Regal: Tonight, because I am a bit of a sadist, Randy Orton shall wrestle 3 people tonight! Jeff Hardy, Mr. Kennedy, and Skinner!

Jeff Hardy: I am humping the air!
Randy Orton: Hey!
Jeff Hardy: HEY! Nothing you can say!
Mr. Kennedy: Oh, enough of this shit!
:: Randy Orton wins ::

Santino Marella: I am not in America!
Maria: I am properly skanked out!
Val Venis: Hey, I think Jenna Jameson has the same outfit!
:: Santino wins ::

Diva Search: Lifeguards this week! Police officers next week!
RJ45: Police officers? Shit, I might just have to watch that one. Wait… did I say that out loud?

Coach: I hate being a babysitter.
Carlito: Yeah, it would suck, just like this small apple!
Coach: So, tonight, I have developed a plan so sinister that even Mister Sinister would curl up in a corner and suck his thumb!
Carlito: Mister Sinister?
Coach: Yeah, X-Men… don’t you read comics or watch cartoons?
Carlito: Well, I am more partial to Looney Tunes…
Hornswoggle: MEEP MEEP!
Coach: :: chases Hornswoggle ::

Hornswoggle: MEEP MEEP!
Coach: RARRRR!!! :: keeps chasing Hornswoggle ::

Mr. McMahon: Umaga is going to wrestle tonight!
William Regal: You-Manga!
Mr. McMahon: InuYasha, please!
WIlliam Regal: InuYasha?
Mr. McMahon: It is my Manga of choice, but, at heart, I am still a Looney Tunes kind of guy. Some people say that Looney Tunes comes out in my creativity!

Kennedy: MIIIISSSTTTERRR!! KENNNEEEEDDDDYYY!!!! … KENNEDY!
Randy Orton: HEY!
Kennedy: HEY!
Jeff Hardy: Nothing you can say, biotch!
:: No contest ::

Mr. McMahon: Tonight, we have UMAGA..
Umaga: GRRRR!!!
Mr. McMahon: And THIS GUY in a street fight! What is his name!
Andy Simmons: ANDY SIMMONS!
:: Umaga wins ::
Mr. McMahon: Oh noes! You see, this Sunday, there could be three stipulations, even though the fans always pick Cage Match, there could be THREE CHOICES. So, fight to First Blood!
Andy Simmons: You’ve gotta be fucki…
:: Umaga wins ::
Mr. McMahon: And of course… a horse is a horse, of course… you have a STEEL CAGE MATCH!
Andy Simmons: … … … … DAMN!
:: Umaga wins … DUH! ::

Hornswoggle: MEEP MEEP!
Coach: :: chases Hornswoggle ::
Ron Simmons: … … … … DAMN!

Jillian Hall: SPICE ATTACK!
Candice Michelle: I’m a jumping bean!
:: Candice Michelle wins with relative ease ::

Beth Phoenix: GLAAAMMMMAAAAZZZZON!

Cody Rhodes: Hey Sparky Plugg! I plan on earning your respect!
Billy Bob Holly: You must like getting spanked, Farley. I guess it runs in the family.

Brian Kendrick: MIGHT OF AS WELL JUMP!
Rory McCallister: Evil Scottish Man!
:: Rory wins ::

Todd: SKINNER! It has been years since…
HBK First of all, I ain’t Skinner! The airline lost my luggage and I was fortunate that Steve Keirn was able to loan me his wardrobe! But that was last week, this week, it is all HBK! I will kick Randy Orton’s TEETH IN! TEEEEEETTTTHHHH!!! Right here in Jolly Ole’ England!

Hornswoggle: MEEP MEEP!
Diva’s Lockeroom: Oh look! A little boy has wondered here! He must be curious…
Coach: I WILL SAVE YOU LADIES!
Hornswoggle: MEEP! MEEP!
Diva’s Lockeroom: PERVERT!
Coach: AHHHH!!!!

Save_Us.222: Experience the return of the one and only…

Hornswoggle: MEEP MEEP!
Coach: :: Pulls out an ACME explosive :: This is my SINISTER PLAN, quite possibly SO SINISTER… that MISTER SINIS…
Hornswoggle: WE HEARD THAT ONE ALREADY!
:: Explosive blow up in Coach’s face ::
Hornswoggle: MEEP MEEP!

Billy Bob Holly: I studied about it. The Bible says you ought not to. It says if you do that, you go off to Hades. Some folks call it Hell, I call it Hades.
Cody Rhodes: What the fuck are you talking about?
:: Hardcore Holly wins ::

HBK: I am BACK BABY!!
Randy Orton: HEY!
HBK: HEY!
Randy Orton: Time to die AGAIN HBK!
Kennedy: POINTLESS OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE!
:: No contest ::
Jeff Hardy: Continuing outside interface!
HBK: I am tuning up THE OLD BAND!
Randy Orton: TED NUGENT IS HERE!
HBK: No… just some sweet chin MUZACK!

:: credits roll ::