Maria: Kitty cat!
Mickie James: I’m a hot Native-American!
Torrie Wilson: FOOTBALL!
Victoria: Sumo? Fucking sumo? I don’t know what’s worse, wrestling in my lingerie or wrestling in this!
Layla: Bad Cop!
Kelly Kelly: Gangsta! Surprising, this isn’t much different from my usual attire!
Brooke: Jane from Tarzan!
Melina: Las Vegas Showgirl!
Jillian: Britney! See my babies falling. And you know, in current news, Britney had her babies taken away from her. GET IT! GET IT?!
Michelle McCool: Wait for me guys! I’m Eve!
::Kelly Kelly wins::
Beth Phoenix: Do you know who I am? I’m the GLAMAZON, biyotch!!

HBK: OH! OH! ME! I think I’m cute! I know I am sexy! I think I deserve a rematch! I know I have it coming!
Mr. McMahon: What are you doing? That’s it! YOU WANT REVENGE! YOU WANT REVENGE! NENER! NENER! NENER!
HBK: Uhh… duh. Who gives a shit?
Mr. McMahon: Oh, okay… well, you got a rematch!
HBK: I almost kick you!
Mr. McMahon: I almost sell it!

Billy Bob Holly: Heh…
Cody Rhodes: n00b!
World’s Greatest Jobber Team: We’re glorified jobbers!
:: Billy Bob Holly & Cody Rhodes wins ::
Billy Bob Holly: I’m upset. WE WON!

Todd Grisham: Beth, do you have any…
Beth Phoenix: REGRETS?!
Todd Grisham: Well, I was going to say a mint, but regrets will work!
Beth Phoenix: No!

Trevor Murdoch: I read magazines about myself!
Mickie James: Hey Trevor, thanks!
Trevor Murdoch: Wow, Mickie, you are so pretty! You motivate me to become regular again!
Lance Cade: Hey Trevor! Have your head in the match tonight!
Trevor Murdoch: Shouldn’t I take the rest of my body with me?

William Regal: McMahon, why in the hell do you want to injure another athlete! We already have John Cena, Bobby Lashley, Edge, and Chris Benoit on the shelf!
Mr. McMahon: Because Triple H is personal! Its personal!
William Regal: Oookkaaayy…. and now for your son!
Hornswoggle: I laugh a lot!
Mr. McMahon: You have to hate a lot!

Coach: I’m so gangsta!
Hornswoggle: I’m so tiny!
Mick Foley: I’m soo the referee!
:: Hornswoggle wins ::

London/Kendrick: We’re fast!
Murdoch/Cade: We’re rednecks!
:: Cade wins ::
The Highlanders: Evil Scottish Men!

DH Smith: Last week I was British! This week I’m a Canuck!
Jeff Hardy: Rainbow Haired Warrior coming through, bitches!
Carlito: I spit in the face of the person who composed my theme song!
Kennedy: KENNNEEEEDDDDYYY!!!
:: DH Smith & Jeff Hardy win! ::

Santino Marella: Next week, I get the ass-whip from Cold Stone!

Todd Grisham: Diva contest time, because you all give a shit!
Brooke: I look like Stacy Keibler, I should win!
Eva: I am more than skin & bones! I SHOULD WIN!
:: Eva wins the Diva Search!
Brooke: I’m so sad!
Eva: YIPEE SKIPPY!
Crowd: Yipee kay yay, mothafucka!

SaveUs.222: Hello! I want to play a game!

Randy Orton: Here comes the Handicap match! NOBODY has seen this before!
Umaga: GRRR!!
Triple H: Well, this fucking sucks…
HBK: PREDICTABLE DX REUNION!
:: No contest ::
Mr. McMahon: Next week, for one night only, DX will reunite because I can dictate whether its one night only or not!
DX: Ba.ba.ba.ba… BREAK IT DOWN!

• I fell asleep during most of the 2nd hour of Raw, yay. EXCITING SHOW!
• That Halloween Costume contest was idiotic. Especially Victoria. Why didn’t they just strip her in the middle of the match or something? I am not saying that because I want to see Victoria in lingerie (again). I am saying that because it couldn’t be any less dignifying than continuing to fall in that sumo outfit that wasn’t that funny at all. I more felt sorry for Victoria since she’s one of 4 decent women’s wrestlers in the WWE (Mickie and Beth being the other good ones. Candice is catching up to the other three). Another idea, GIVE HER A DIFFERENT COSTUME THAT SHE CAN ACTUALLY WRESTLE IN! She would had been better as “The Bad Cop” than Layla.
• Wow, DX is reuniting next week and Stone Cold is making an appearance. An idea I propose is they just have a rerun from 1998 run instead. Regardless, it should be fun.
• Not much else to say. They should have had Jericho make an appearance!

Till next week!

RJ45