Some Random Jogger: I like jogging…
HBK: I want a rematch!
Randy Orton: You get NO rematch! But… the torch will be passed down to me by SOME RANDOM JOGGER!
Some Random Jogger: I like jogging…
Kennedy: I want my match!
HBK: No way, Jose!
William Regal: YES! You two will have a match!
HBK: Its like I said… NO WAY… JOSE!
:: No contest ::

WWE: And because no one demanded it, here is Jerry Lawler vs. Santino, Part 2!
Santino Marella: Lets have a lobbersnocker, Government Dawg!
Jerry Lawler: PUPPY POWER! KEYYY… YAH!
:: Jerry Lawler wins ::
Randy Orton: Hi, nice to meet you, how about an RKO SANDWICH?!?!?! Now, let us take a look at SOME RANDOM JOGGER
Some Random Jogger: I like jogging…

Todd Grisham: Kennedy, what happened?!
Kennedy: I got superkicked, what the fuck does it look it like? You’re worse than Sean Mooney & Todd Pettingill combined!

Mr. McMahon: What did you guys like about Survivor Series?
Coach: I like the showmanship, the pagaentry… the spectacle… wrestling really is Shakes….
William Regal: Shut up Coach. I liked Hornswoggle segment
Carlito: I did too.
Mr. McMahon: Cool, tonight, lets have Hornswoggle McMahon vs. Carlito!
Carlito: Dammit…. does this mean I’m getting my pink slip soon?

Jeff Hardy: Well, who do I have this week? Kennedy?
Umaga: YOU HAVE EVIL THUMB MAN!
Jeff Hardy: Dammit… how am I supposed to have a good match in spite of you?
Umaga: I don’t know, try to make this nerve pitch compelling…
Jeff Hardy: Oh fuck it, why do I always have to do everything?
Snitsky: My name is Snitsky… my pain is your pleasure.
:: Jeff Hardy wins by DQ ::
Triple H: I don’t think so!

Save_Us.x29: Who could this be?

Triple H: We’re missing our subtitles here…
Jeff Hardy: I know…
Todd Grisham: Triple H? What happened?!
Triple H: DUDE… just shoot yourself already!

Bobcore: BOOOYYY…
Cody Rhodes: Yes?
:: Cody wins ::
Randy Orton: Hello Mr. Rhodes, how about an RKO SANDWICH?! Hello Mr. Holly… HOW ABOUT AN RKO SANDWICH?!?!?! Now, let us take a look at SOME RANDOM JOGGER
Some Random Jogger: I like jogging…

Mr. McMahon: Finlay, what are you doing here?
Finlay: Castrating you…

Ric Flair: Next week… WOOOO!!!!

Melina: I’m not drunk tonight!
Jillian Hall: But I am! Hey, who is that Mexican guy in the front row
Random Puerto Rican Grammy Winner: Hey, what did she say?
Jillian Hall: You are here to support Lillian?
Random Puerto Rican Grammy Winner: I’m sorry, I forgot to put in my hearing aide today!
Jillian Hall: Silly Rabbit… Trix are for kids, and nobody in Florida understands Mexican Talk!
Random Puerto Rican Grammy Winner: Hey! I think I just regained my hearing!
Mickie James: Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy!
Maria: I leik Mexicans!
:: Mickie James & Maria win! ::

Hornswoggle: Time for a fight!
Carlito: Aww shit, I think I am going to get my ass handed to me by a midget… but I am not sure why?
Finlay: ITS CLOBBERIN TIME!
Carlito: Yeah, that would be the reason…
:: Hornswoggle wins ::

Some Random Jogger: I like jogging…

Randy Orton: I am a one man dynasty… and to seal it… here is SOME RANDOM JOGGER!
Some Random Jogger: I like jog..
Mysterious Man Doing a Y2J Pose: Who could I be?
Randy Orton: Who is that? Why are they doing this to me?! MOMMY!
Save_Us.x29: In case we haven’t been anything but subtle about it…
Y2J: Welcome to RAW IS JERICHO! This is the second coming of Y2J… Its about motherfucking time because this is just too much metal for one hand!
Randy Orton: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A BIG MEANIE?!
Y2J: Because your microphone skills suck and mine kick some serious boo-tay! I am here to save the WWE From Captain Randall Obvious of the SS Obvious! Now, my next goal is to become the NEXT WWE CHAMPION! Nothing will EVER be the same a gain!

- Okay, Jericho just really kicked some serious ass. I don’t care who you are. That fucking rocked! I just kept delivering my devil horns throughout that segment. Sometimes you forget how really good these old wrestlers are on the mic. Jericho looked good and looked like he was having the time of his life.

- Triple H & Jeff Hardy? I did call it at the Survivor Series, but I just don’t see them doing much more with that duo. Triple H’s return face-ness is also starting to wear off… he needs to turn heel again.

- Mickie James’s new finisher is off the hook. Not because I like to see women kissing (who doesn’t), its just so unique and really catches your attention. Nothing like planting one on somebody and then kicking their fucking head off.

- Okay, what the hell was the point of the jogger? That was so stupid.

- Todd Grisham really needs to start taking some lessons from Mean Gene Okerlund, and soon!

- Hopefully some of these Legends vs. n00bs respect angles for Holly/Rhodes and Lawler/Santino will have ended as of tonight.

- This just in… The Carlito Project is a failure. Time to either retool his character, stick him on ECW, or terminate him.

- As much as I love Ric Flair, hopefully his return next week is a One Shot deal and then he will return to SmackDown or even ECW. Raw has too many top tier people already.

That is it for this week! Till next week guys!

RJ45