April 29th, 2008 by RJ45
Last Night on Backlash: All kinds of crazy shit happened! New Champions and other stuff!
Lillian Garcia: Here is your NEW WWE Champion, Triplllllllllllllllllllllllle H!
Triple H: I am victorious! YEAH!
Randy Orton: NO! YOU DO NOT GET A VICTORY SPEECH! No fair! I am going to tell daddy!
Triple H: I fucked Daddy’s daugther and gave Daddy some grandkids to pass this company down to 50 years from now, so good luck there.
Randy Orton: Well then, I am going to cash in my imaginary rematch clause TONIGHT!
Triple H: Sure, go ahead, knock yourself out.
Randy Orton: Alright, I WILL!
:: Orton runs into a wall, backstage, knocking himself out ::
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April 23rd, 2008 by RJ45
JR: By gawd, King of the Ring!
Jerry: ITS GOOD TO BE A KING! You see, cause, my name is Jerry the King Lawler, and tonight we are having a KING of the Ring tournament. GET IT! GET IT?!?!?!
Lillian: Yeah, tonight is that King of the Ring thingy where people fight and become kings and some other, like, stuff…
Chris Jericho:
MVP: What’s going on here? Why aren’t their empty seats?
Chris Jericho: Cause this is RAW, BI-YOTCH!
:: Chris Jericho wins ::
Chris Jericho: Ooohh…. I love the feel of my sweaty body up against a velvet chair… Ooooooo…. Read the rest of this entry »
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April 16th, 2008 by RJ45
People have been wanting me to write something on wrestling, and last night, I was handed a gem. I might do a periodic review on this, I might not. Depends on both feedback and time.
When I read the news that Mike Adamle was taking over on commentary on ECW, I HAD to watch! Maybe Jeff Harvey was going to make an appearance! Read the rest of this entry »
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