Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 05.19.2008
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Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 05.12.2008
William Regal: GOD SAVE YOUR FACE!
John Cena: No… God save YOUR FACE because, according to a few marks… you don’t respect the fans, this is WCW Thunder bad, ….you shit in a Grandma’s mouth.
William Regal: Vince thinks I do good.
John Cena: Vince is a douchebag!
Anyone with a brain: Uhhh dude, special gues…
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Mike Adamle Quotes

I am now creating a post of Mike Adamle Quotes. I will be updating this post ever so often. Please contribute/correct so we can make this the best Mike Adamle post EVAH! Cause he is made from 100% awesome!
His ECW Debut:
- “Jamaican me crazy Kofi!”
- “Unos dos! ADIOS!”
- “Reach out and touch someone, Michael!”
RAW 05.05.2008:
- “We don’t know much about Joey Cutler other than that his last name rhymes with Butler, and if he wins, we can say that the Culter did it!”
ECW on Sci-Fi 05.06.2008
- “What shakes like jelly, jelly? Why, it’s Kelly Kelly!”
- “Have mercy!”
SCREW-UPS
(Cause when you are this awesome, you don’t have to get things correct!)
Names:
Jet Harvey (Jeff Hardy)
The Tazz (Tazz)
Mike the Miz (The Miz)
Moves:
Leg kick (Dropkick)
Figure Four Leglock ()
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Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 05.05.2008
SEEKING FILL-IN: I will not be able to cover May 26, 2008. I’m on my honeymoon! If anyone wants to fill in, let me know!
Mr. McMahon: I support Regal. Respect him and all that other stuff…
King Regal: I will be respected, or else, lights out, amigos! We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.
Kennedy: Oh yeah, well, your face is a fail!
King Regal: You besmirched me! Tonight, you face ECW!
Triple H: Hey, you’re not powerful!
King Regal: Am too! I’m the king!
Triple H: I fuck the boss’s daughter.
King Regal: … … … That’s it! You also face ECW! Read the rest of this entry »
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