SEEKING FILL-IN: I will not be able to cover May 26, 2008. I’m on my honeymoon! If anyone wants to fill in, let me know!

Mr. McMahon: I support Regal. Respect him and all that other stuff…
King Regal: I will be respected, or else, lights out, amigos! We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.
Kennedy: Oh yeah, well, your face is a fail!
King Regal: You besmirched me! Tonight, you face ECW!
Triple H: Hey, you’re not powerful!
King Regal: Am too! I’m the king!
Triple H: I fuck the boss’s daughter.
King Regal: … … … That’s it! You also face ECW!

Divas: Lumberjills time!
Beth Phoenix: Horrible outfit time!
Mickie James: Too hot for my own good tim… GOD DAMN! Maria, who the hell did your makeup? You look like a damn whore!
Maria: Ashley did it.
Ashley: Hey, I did my best!
Maria: You charged me $25,000 for your “best!”
Beth Phoenix: Hey guys, match!
Melina: EAT BOOT MICK… :: Melina accidentally hits Beth with boot :: I meant to say… EAT BOOT BETH!
:: Mickie James wins ::

King Regal: Jericho! So you say that HBK is acting!
Y2J: YUP!
King Regal: Well, then lets prove it!
Y2J: ALRIGHT!
King Regal: You and Michaels in the ring…
Y2J: YEAH!
King Regal: Taking on that one guy from Tough Enough and that other dude from the Real World!!!
Y2J: … … … shiiit

Trevor Murdoch: You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em…
Trish Stratus: That… … … was … ……
Ron Simmons: DAMN!

Paul Burchill & Katie Lea: We’re Brittish!
Joey Cutler: Whoa… what the fuck?
King Regal: That’s it! JR, you have been… MUTED!
JR: … … ….
King Regal: Instead, for this match, our play by play guy will be… MIKE ADAMLE!
Jerry Lawler: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mike Adamle: I will be JAMAI’CAN YOU CRAZY!
Jerry Lawler: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Joey Cutler: Who am I?
Mike Adamle: You’re Joey Culter, whose last name rhymes with Butler!
Jerry Lawler: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mike Adamle: And if he wins, THE CUTLER DID IT!
Jerry Lawler: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Paul Burchill: Why don’t we prove that we are brother and sister by showing absolutely no chemistry in the ring!
Katie Lea: I like it!
Mike Adamle: The great thing is that this is not handicap match!
Jerry Lawler: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
:: Paul Burchill & Katie Lea win! ::
Mike Adamle: It was an honor to work with you, Jerry.
Jerry Lawler: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Y2J: Shawn, do your best! Quit acting!
HBK: Chris, I will do my best. I’M NOT ACTING!

The Miz: I’m The Miz, and nobody beats me!
John Morrison: My entrance is just made from 100% awesome!
Y2J: My comeback is lukewarm!
HBK: My knee hurts!
:: Y2J & HBK win ::
Y2J: Hey dude, is your knee really hurt?
HBK: Go fuck yourself.

Randy Orton: I am awesome!
CM Punk: I am not addicted to drugs. I am not addicted to alcohol. My only addiction is competition… and CAFFEINE!
Randy Orton: But that is a dru…
CM Punk: My only addiction is CAFFEINE! CAFFEINE! BAHAHAH! BOUNCE AROUND THE RING!
King Regal: That’s it. Lights off!
:: Draw ::

Toad Grisham: Randy, what do you think?
Randy Orton: DUDE! That’s 2 weeks in a row now! TWO WEEKS! That’s like… :: starts counting with his fingers :: 14 days!
Toad Grisham: Well technically, it would be eigh…
Randy Orton: Oh shut up you math magician! I’m going to talk to Regal!

Carlito: Roddy! You slapped Santino! You took it too far. Santino was so upset, that he befriended Kevin Thorne!
Roddy Piper: Listen Buckwheat! I did things my way! Yes my way! My way or the highway!
Santino Marella: Ravioli!
Roddy Piper: First of all, you need to get a Designated River
Santino Marella: .. … .. :: OWNED! ::
Carlito: That’s it. ITS CLOBBERIN TIME!
Cody Rhodes: I don’t think so, scooter! Cause, I got some back up!
Cryme Tyme: Get that Rowdy Roddy! YEAH! YEAH! That Rowdy Roddy!
Cody Rhodes: YEAH YEAH!
Roddy Piper: Crazy Old White Man Dance!

JBL: This is my limo! I ride in it!
DH Smith: Alright, suspension time is over! Why is my first name DH?
JBL: Nobody can help you, Canadian Bulldog! Not your father. Not your uncle. NOBODY! Mr. Last of the Hart Foundation
Canada: Don’t even go there, eh!
Canadian Bulldog: In about a year, I’m so going to whoop your ass!

King Regal: I want you, ECW, to win!
ECW: Why?
King Regal: Cause it will make me happy!
ECW: Again… Why?
King Regal: Cause its in the bloody script!
CM Punk: I am not addicted to drugs. I am not addicted to alcohol. My only addiction is competi…
King Regal: Just get to the bloody ring, sunshine!
Kane: EVIL STAAARRREEE!!

ECW: It is WWECW time!
Kennedy: This is going to be fun.
Triple H: Yeah, like a football fan farting in your face fun.
:: ECW Wins … DUH! ::
Triple H: Annihilation time!
:: Lights Out ::
Triple H: The hell?
:: Lights On ::
Randy Orton: RKO, BITCHES!

Perspective:

• Okay, Paul Birchill and Katie Lea as a tag team isn’t working, or at least they need some actual competition because these squash matches aren’t doing either jack or shit for them, plus, Katie Lea seems hesitant in the ring.
• Believe it or not, the Mike Adamle angle is actually interesting… unfortunately the most compelling angle going on in all of WWE. It is the so bad its good thing like the whole Torrie Wilson-Al Wilson-Dawn Marie angle. At least Mike Adamle has charisma, even if he sucks at announcing.
• The ECW match was not well executed. Orton/Cena vs. RAW was much better.
• Man, JBL really knows how to get the heat, or what?
• What the hell is the point of this HBK Fake Knee Injury Angle? Anything? Anything at all?
• Carlito’s Cabana’s segment was gold!
• The woman’s title match was good. Mickie is just awesome and I am very glad that she is woman’s champion!
• Okay, the lights out thing… already old. I like the new Regal character. However, he needs to start getting outsmarted at least once soon or fans are going to rebel.