Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 06.23.2008: WWE Draft 2008
Jim Ross: BOOMER SOONER!
Jerry Lawler: PUPPIES!
Michael Cole: Vintage Undertaker!
Mick Foley: Bang Bang!
Mike Adamle: Unos Dos! ADIOS!
The Tazz: Suplexing Machine!
Triple H: Guess who is going to win this match?
Mark Henry: I don’t know… who?
:: Triple H wins ::
Mark Henry: I don’t know… who?
:: Triple H wins ::
UNEXPLAINED RANDOM DRAWING FOR RAW: Rey Mysterio!
Rey Mysterio: Booyaka Booyaka 619!
Triple H: Cool! Read the rest of this entry »
Triple H: Cool! Read the rest of this entry »
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Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 06.16.2008
JR: By gawd, boomer sooner! BBQ SAUCE! Night of Champions will have the long awaited rematch of Triple H vs. John Cena. This time… Its NOT Personal! GOVERNMENT MULE!
John Cena: John Cena vs. Triple H is a poor man’s Andre the Giant vs. Hulk Hogan!
Audience: Yeah, a VERY poor man’s Andre the Giant vs. Hulk Hogan!
Triple H: Yada yada yada… blah blah blah…
Mr. McMahon: Money money money! By the way, John Cena… you have a SURPRISE opponent that NOBODY will ever guess.
Audience: Umaga
Mr. McMahon: UMAGA!
Triple H: Good luck! Don’t get hurt! You promised me dinner and a movie after the show! Read the rest of this entry »
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Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 06.09.2008: Vince Gets Rick Rolled
Vince McMahon: This week’s password is WWE UNIVERSE.
Money: Seriously dude, how about you spend me on more advertising or gas.
Mr. Kennedy: Time for our feud blowoff!
Paul Burchill: About bloody time!
:: Kennedy wins ::
Katie Lea: NOOOOOO!!!
Paul Burchill: Meet… THE TWISTED SISTER!
Vince McMahon: TIME TO GIVE AWAY $200,000!
Money: Vince Mahon, YOU GOT RICK ROLLED, BIYOTCH!
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