Mr. McMahon: Time to giveaway moneys! Here is Kelly Kelly!
Kelly Kelly: …

Finlay: My name is Finlay!
Hornswoggle: :: Insert Lucky Charms joke ::
Santino Marella: Dammit Carlito! Why did you have to go and talk to the press about the truth! Now we’re jobbing to f’n Hornswoggle!
Carlito: I don’t know. I thought they were going to fire me.

Edge: I am Edge!

RAW: We’re awesome! We’re in red shirts!
ECW: We kind of suck, we’re in black shirts!
SMACKDOWN: We’re middle of the road! We’re in blue shirts!

RAW: Rey Mysterio, CM Punk, Kane, Batista, and Michael Cole
SmackDown: Jeff Hardy, Umaga, Mr. Kennedy, Triple H, and Jim Ross
ECW: Matt Hardy

I predicted correctly on: Rey Mysterio, CM Punk, Umaga, Matt Hardy, and Mr. Kennedy.

I thought Carlito & MVP were going to switch brands but there is always the supplemental draft.

The total shockers were: Triple H, Jeff Hardy, and Jim Ross/Michael Cole. Did not expect that one. I was indifferent to Batista & Kane.

However, I am going to give them their props on ACTUALLY SHAKING THINGS UP AS PROMISED. Seriously, there’s only so many times you can run John Cena vs. Randy Orton AND Edge vs. Batista as your main event. I predict that RAW is going to get the World Title with Batista taking it and then SmackDown keeping the WWE Title. Michael Cole will be the voice of Raw for awhile. SmackDown gets the Dream Team of JR & Mick Foley. Triple H, who has been on RAW since 2002, is now on SmackDown.

Is it just me, or was Tazz being a bit of a whiny bitch about ECW’s roster and standing last night?

- SUPPLEMENTAL DRAFT PERSPECTIVE: WWE.com had the supplemental draft.

ECW: Mark Henry, Hornswoggle, Super Crazy, and Finlay
RAW: Jaime Noble, Deuce, Chuck Palumbo, Matt Striker, and Layla El.
SmackDown: Big Daddy V, Trevor Murdoch, DH Smith, Brian Kendrick, Maria, Shelton Benjamin, and Carlito

I predicted successfully on DH Smith, Brian Kendrick, and Carlito. Not sure what the point of Hornswoggle getting drafted serves us. Mark Henry ain’t much of a surprise. Super Crazy is a huge “Its about fucking time,” considering he is basically an ECW Original. The rest I am indifferent to.

The big thing is though is that SmackDown was seriously lacking in talent, even with ECW helping them out! With ECW touring with the RAW group soon, SmackDown really needed that boost for lower, middle, upper carders! I feel that both the televised draft and the Supplemental draft has done just that!

- JERICHO/Y2J: Best thing going on right now on RAW is this feud. I hope they continue to push Lance Cade, as well.

- Mr. McMahon - DEAD AGAIN: Seriously, one year to the day after Chris Benoit’s tragedy with running a near death angle, which is potentially a rehash of last year’s limo angle (which also started on the draft) is just annoying to type out. Seriously, just stop it with this crap. This episode of RAW was great not because of the Million Dollar giveaway. It wasn’t great becasue of Mr. McMahon’s near death. It was great because the matches were fresh AND COMPELLING. The storylines were actually interesting. We had a good main event! (a Battle Royal, which those usually suck!) So stop it with these stunts to get ratings!

I am still ordering Night of Champions. It should be fun!