Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 08.04.2008: An Adamle Original
Mike Adamle: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! Tonight, 3 title matches!
JBL: I want a title shot!
Jericho: NO! I WANT A TITLE SHOT!
Mike Adamle: Okay bitches, tonight, we have a handicap match for number one contendership!
Kofi Kingston: Ya mon!
Paul Burchill: Incest is best to put your sister to the test…
Kofi Kingston: Dude, that’s just weird. Even if she’s your pretend sister…
:: Kofi wins ::
Katie Lea: GRR! NOBODY BEATS MY HANDSOME BROTHER
Katie Lea: GRR! NOBODY BEATS MY HANDSOME BROTHER
Mickie James: RUN IN TIME!
Mickie James: Hey Katie Lea, don’t you get tired of me beating you?
Katie Lea: NEVER!!!
:: Mickie James wins ::
Beth Phoenix: I want a title shot! Attack time!
Santino Marella: Good job. I-a pat your-a nice-a butt!
Mike Adamle: Thank you Stephanie for this job!
Santino: Congrats Adamale!
Beth Phoenix: YEAH! CONGRATS! We want title shots!
Mike Adamle: Tell ya what, we will have 2 titles shots in ONE. An Adamle original!
Mike Adamle: Tell ya what, we will have 2 titles shots in ONE. An Adamle original!
Batista: Me want title shot! Cena.. in way. BAD! Batista not happy.
Layla: DANCE FEVAH!
William Regal: I don’t think so, sunshine! I am your King!
Jaime Noble: You’re the king of my fist to your face!
Chris Jericho: Check out my new underwear!
JBL: I stoled your towel!
CM Punk: Hey, who stole my Ovaltine! Its rich and chocolatey!
Mike Adamle: BTW… this is a 10 minute time limit and if there is no winner, then we have a triple threat match at Summerslam!
JBL: WHAT?! NO?!
Mike Adamle: BTW… this is a 10 minute time limit and if there is no winner, then we have a triple threat match at Summerslam!
JBL: WHAT?! NO?!
CM Punk: Well, the strategy for this one is a no brainer!
:: JBL wins ::
:: JBL wins ::
Shawn Michaels: At Summerslam, I will either retire or I won’t.
Matt Striker: I AM A TEACHER!
Kane: CHECK OUT MY BAG!
:: Kane wins ::
Kane: Oh btw, he is dead!
John Cena: Batista vs me at Summerslam. So watch’ya going to do when the Cenesters and Cenamania runs wild on you, brother!
Kelly Kelly: Adamle, you’re good at your job!
Mike Adamle: Thank you, and next week, we will find out what is in Kane’s sack!
Simply Priceless: We’re pricless!
John Cena:Oh yeah, well…
John Cena:Oh yeah, well…
Batista: We’re winners!
:: The winners and the NEWWWWW World Tag Team Champions… Cena & Batista! ::
John Cena: My dick is bigger than yours
Batista: NO! My dick is bigger than yours!
John Cena: NOOO! MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!
:: Credits roll ::
RJ45’s Perspective:
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The good thing is that this Summerslam actually has the feel of the 2nd biggest event of the year. You have one dream match. You have Hell in a Cell. You have a unique double title match. NOT BAD SO FAR! Especially considering since many of the recent Summerslams have lacked that “2nd biggest event” feel.
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Okay, I’m a little surprised that I predicted such an oddball stupiulation for the Intercontinental and Woman’s Title Match (read last week’s edition, got right stips, wrong participants).Its cool though to get something weird like that predicted.
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I do not agree with the tag title switch. It took so long for that title to regain some of its old prestige, and if they don’t have Cena & Batista lose it back within next two weeks, then you might of as well flush the year and a half it took to make the tag titles relevant again down the fucking toilet.
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CM Punk vs. Jericho & JBL was match of the night, by far. I really wanted to see Punk/Y2J at Summerslam, but I guess they can save that for No Mercy
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Not bad for Mike Adamle’s first shot. Not bad at all! I like the “An Adamle Original” concept, as well. The good news is that he also isn’t commentating for ECW. WWE doesn’t blow their $300k they spent on him, and the fans don’t have to endure him with ‘The Tazz.’ Everybody wins!
Summerslam 2008 Line-Up:
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Hell in a Cell: The Undertaker vs. Edge
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John Cena vs. Batista
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World Title: CM Punk vs. JBL
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WWE Title: Triple H vs. The Great Khali
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ECW Title: Mark Henry vs. Matt Hardy
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Intercontinental & Woman’s Double Title Match: Kofi Kingston & Mickie James vs. Santino Marella & Beth Phoenix
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Special Interview w/ Shawn Michaels
Suggested Match Bookings:
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Jeff Hardy vs. MVP
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United States Title: Shelton Benjamin vs. Mr. Kennedy
Till next time!
RJ45
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