Randy Orton: Ever since I fell off my tricycle, and ever since Triple H broke my collar, which that was a really good shirt he did it on, by the way… I have seen RAW become a Joke. All of the champions are a joke. Your momma is a joke, and so is YOUR FACE!

CM Punk: I am not a joke!

JBL: Blah blah blah blah… wrestling god… blah blah blah…

Kane: DESTRUCTION!

Batista: Batista SMASH!

Charlie Cenaas: EVERYONE THINKS I’M JOHN CENA! HURRAY FOR ME! HURRAY FOR ZOIDBERG!

Kofi Kingston: Ya mon, you son of a bitch, why you yankin my chain? Ya mon!

 

Simply Priceless: Orton, you have insulted our honor! We challenge you to a duel!

:: Orton slaps Cody ::

Randy Orton: You guys are great, but you suck! That’s why I slapped the taste right out of your mouth! Now, do something about it!

 

Mike Adamle: Hi Teddy!

Teddy Long: Holla Playa!

Mike Adamle: Hi Tiffany!

Tiffany: I’m the F to the E…

Mike Adamle: I think we should make the ECW crossover a yearly thing.

Teddy Long: Holla Playa!

Mike Adamle: Kane, what are you doing here?

Kane: REY HAS BEEN TORTURED AND ABUSED AND RAPED BY MEEEEEE!!

Chavo Guerrero: OHHH! CHAVO!

Finlay: My name is Finlay, and I love to fight!

The Miz: Aadfjksljklj!!

Matt Hardy: OHH YEAAAHHH!!!

Mark Henry: Somebody’s gonna get their ass whipped!

:: Mark Henry wins ::

Jamie Noble: LAYLA! I will impress you!

William Regal: I don’t think so sunshine!

:: Jamie Noble wins ::

Jamie Noble: HOLY HELL!

Layla: Holy hell?!

 

Jillian: Its getting hot in here! Its sad when I am not even doing Nelly justice!

Katie Lea Burchill: Yeah, I’d say!

Mickie James: Conveniently times music! BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY!

Kelly Kelly: I actually don’t suck!

Beth Phoenix: I love doing my silly ass pose.

Candice Michelle: I’M FUCKING BACK!

:: Candice, Mickie, and Kelly Kelly win! ::

 

Santino Marella: Randy Orton, you have made-a me-a… very angry-a… PASTA POWER! So, I will now debut the Honk-a-Meter! Honky Tonk Man was champion for 64 weeks… I have been champion for 2 weeks…only 62-a weeks-a to-a go-a…

D’Lo Brown: Ah I see the douchebag is here…

:: Santino Marella wins! ::

 

The Miz & Morrison: We’re more awesome than YOUR FACE!

Cryme Tyme: We aren’t the champions! No time for the actual winners… cause we aren’t the champions… of the world.

Simply Priceless: YOINK!

:: Simply Priceless take their belts back ::

Simply Priceless: See our belts

Randy Orton: See me nod in approval.

 

Randy Orton: I hear voices in my head, they comfort me, they understand. They talk to me!!!

JBL: Moooo!!

Kane: Dun… dun… dun…. DUUUNNN…

Batista: I walk for miles inside this pit of danger!!!

CM Punk: Even through the darkest days, this fire burns… ALWAYS!

:: Kane wins ::

CM Punk: I throw water in your face, Orton!

Randy Orton: I’m melting… melting! Ohhh!!!

Rey Mysterio: Booyaka Booyaka! 619!

Kane: Oh shiiiiit….

Rey Mysterio: Its little midget clobbering time!

Jerry Lawler: Its main event contract signing time!

Chris Jericho: Rrrr!

Shawn Michaels: GRRRR!!!

Chris Jericho: Leave security!

Shawn Michaels: Look at me… the world is a scary place that you’ve woken up the demon… IN ME!!!!!

Chris Jericho: That’s disturbing…

Lance Cade: HI! I’M A PAWN!

Shawn Michaels: Watch me  tear my tricep and land on my fucking head while attacking Lance!

 

:: credits roll ::

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RJ45’s Perspective:

Unforgiven Predictions:

 

WWE Title Championship Scramble:

Triple H vs. THE Brian Kendrick vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. MVP

Predicted Winner: Triple H

 

World Title Championship Scramble:

CM Punk vs. Kane vs. JBL vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Batista

Predicted Winner: CM Punk

 

ECW Championship Scramble:

Mark Henry vs. Matt Hardy vs. The Miz vs. Finlay vs. Chavo Guerrero

Predicted Winner: Matt Hardy

 

Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho

Predicted Winner: Chris Jericho due to ref stoppage

 

World Tag Team Titles:

Simply Priceless vs. Cryme Tyme

Predicted Winners: Simply Priceless

 

Divas Title:

Michelle McCool vs. Maryse

Predicted Winner: Michelle McCool

 

Till next time!

 

RJ45