Monday Night Raw 09.08.2008: Y2J is Champion!
Y2J: I am champion! Look at my battered body! OWIE! HBK is a bad bad man!
Mike Adamle: Next week, you will be facing CM Punk for the World Title. And you will be facing Batista… TOMORROW! Dammit, I mean TONIGHT!
Candice Michelle: 3 weeks without a broken collar bone!
Mickie James: MIGHT OF AS WELL JUMP! GO AHEAD JUMP!
Beth Phoenix: I wish my theme song didn’t suck so much.
:: Beth Phoenix wins ::
Candice Michelle: STAREDOWN!
Beth Phoenix: DOUBLE STAREDOWN!
Jamie Noble: I want to win you over Layla!
Layla: Okay…
Jamie Noble: SO here is my gift TO YOU!
Jillian: LAAAYYLLAAA!
Jamie Noble: GOD YOU SUCK! I want my $5 back!
Layla: Okay, okay, I will go to the ring with you. You know, I am against “Alternative Interrogation Techniques.”
Jamie Noble: Okay, sorry… tell ya what, tonight, after I beat Regal, first class… THE OLIVE GARDEN
Layla: … … … …
Jamie Noble: Come get some!
William Regal: Umm… OKAY!
:: William Regal wins ::
William Regal: Noble! There is no such thing as a happy ending! Come with me Layla!
Layla: I very relunctanctly agree!
JBL: I am a main eventer!
Charlie Haas Layfield: Try Mamajuana!
JBL: What the fuck is this shit?!
Charlie Haas Layfield: Try Mamajuana! I’m rich!
JBL: I am a main eventer! Fuck this shit
:: Charlie Haas Layfield wins by countout ::
Random Guy: LOLOLOL!
JBL: What was that?!
Random Guy: Uhh… nothing…
Batista: LOLOLOLOL!
JBL: Respect me!
Batista: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Todd Grisham: Rey Rey, why were you attacked by Kane?
Rey Mysterio: Beats the shit out of me!
The Miz: Chic Magnet!
John Morrison: Awesome slow motion entrance with wind hitting my hair just right!
Evan Bourne: I’m new!
Rey Mysterio: I’m old! But lets put on an awesome match!
Other 3 Guys: Sounds good to us!
::: Rey Mysterio & Evan Bourne win! ::
Kane: I chose you for a reason, you will find out next week! But here is a hint… ITS MY MASK! SSSS–MOKIN!
Randy Orton: Last night, I decimated CM Punk!
Ted Dibease Jr: What about us?!
Manu: Yeah, what about us?
Randy Orton: How about I slap ole Teddy here!
Cody Rhodes: How about we just stand here and do nothing!
Ted Dibease Jr, Cody Rhodes, & Manu: Already in the ring!
Cryme Tyme: Money money yeah yeah!
Kofi Kingston: Ya mon!
:: Dibease, Rhodes, and Manu win! ::
Santino Marella: Check the Honk-o-Meter! Me 3 weeks… Honky Tonk Man.. 64 weeks! I’m almost there! I’m already better than The Mountie!
The Mountie: I’m The Mountie! YOU CAN’T FINGER PRINT ME!
Snitsky: GRR!! NASTY TEETH MAN!
:: Santino wins ::
Kelly Kelly: I’m so upset about CM Punk!
Mike Adamle: Me too…
Y2J: Take me out of my match tomorrow… DAMMIT! I MEAN TONIGHT!
Mike Adamle: Ummm. no.
Chris Jericho: Lance Cade is my man-whore
Lance Cade: I ated the purple bunny!
Batista: BATISTA SMASH!
Mike Adamle: I made a mistake. This is now a handicap match!
JBL: I am a main eventer!
:: JBL & Y2J win ::
RJ45’s Perspective:
- Evan Bourne & Rey Mysterio make up an AWESOME tag team. After Mysterio is finished with Kane, they need a run at the Tag Team Titles.
- Speaking of Kane, I’d like to see him back with his mask! Will we get it?
- Jericho as champion is a decent decision. He has really stepped it up as of late.
- Charlie Haas’s imitation thing has caught my attention.
Till next time!
RJ45
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